Implants Anyone? (Blog Post #6)

Apparently, the word 'implants' nowadays don't necessarily refer to breast implants anymore.

Fascinating isn't it? I'm sure 75% of you would think of bouncing, jiggling mammary glands the minute you hear the word 'implants'.

But it's not. The latest street fashion fad has nothing much to do with breast enhancement.

Indeed, pass the word, peeps. It seems tattoos are now considered too tame and passe. The latest 'In' thing to hit street fashion? Well, fashion IMPLANTS. Literally.

Here's a relatively normal implant job done on the back of the hands



It's not too bad isn't it? Heck, I actually find it morbidly fascinating. I'll probably be running my hand over it and poking it to see if it hurts and how they inserted it.

Take it a step further, and implant bulbous knobs on arms though, and it's an entirely new story for me. Personally, I think this dude looks like he belongs on a mutant movie set.

Then again, it might be funny if you're on a jam packed subway train and you feel a hard, bulbous thing kinda poking you...hmmm....might lead to lots of misunderstandings you know?



Yet, for the life of me, I cannot fathom this.

It's like octopus suckers on the arms, or some gigantic ringworm epidemic on humans. O_o Oh, and psst...I think the spacing between two of the rings aren't exactly even.



Even women are jumping on the implants bandwagon.

Tell me though, all you manly dudes out there. If a female specimen with this on her chest comes on to you, would you find it SEXY? Tell me, alight? Cause I REALLY want to know.



Behold, Hellboy's kin.

By now, I'm not exactly surprised already.



Hands, arm, chest, now head. Presumably there's some sort of order to this 'implant' business.

Still, I wonder how long this fad is gonna last.

Consider how advantageous it might be. Just like how some brave souls have tattooed their male reproductive organ, maybe some can even consider inserting implants and uhh... enhancing it. Better stimulation, better performance etc etc, the idea just popped into my head.

Hmmm...

What do you say? Implants, anyone?